Blondīnes

Joki, anekdotes un atgadījumi no dzīves, kas saistīti ar auto
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j.o.k.e.r
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Pievienojies: 18.07.2010, 01:57

11.09.2010, 15:12

Blondīnei autoskolā uzdod jautājumu:
- Kā darbojas dzinējs?
- Vai varu ar saviem vārdiem?
- Protams.
- Vžžžžžžžžž....
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j.o.k.e.r
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24.01.2011, 02:54

Blondīnes pērk mersedesu -Kā atšķirt kurš ir mersedes?!- Vīrs teica, lai meklē auto, ar gredzentiņu priekšā, uz kura uzstiepti stringi!

Blondīne pie stūres:"Skat,tas gājējs gan ir pašnāvnieks, viņš jau 10min skrien pa priekšu mūsu mašīnai!" "Nobrauc no trotuāra, muļķe!"
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AutoSroti.lv
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Pievienojies: 17.06.2011, 18:35
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17.06.2011, 18:43

Satiekas divas blondīnes. Viena: - Nu, tiesības noliki? Otra: - Vēl nezinu, instruktors gāja bojā.
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j.o.k.e.r
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29.11.2011, 06:27

Blondīne brauc pie stūres. Pasažiere: - Uzmanīgi! Vai tad neredzi zīme"Bīstams pagrieziens"?! - Redzu.Tādēļ jau mēs braucam taisni.
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j.o.k.e.r
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10.01.2012, 17:18

Policists blondīnei:
- Kāpēc braucat ar 9km/h?
- Tur zīme bija!
- Tas ir ceļa nr!
Blakus sēž bāls džeks.
- Kas jums kaiš?
- Tikko no 225.ceļa nobraucām!
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j.o.k.e.r
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16.04.2012, 10:28

... Ja tā padomā, kādas briesmas rada sieviete pie stūres! Vakar redzēju, kā sieviete blakus joslā ar ātrumu 80km/h vienlaicīgi krāsojās un ķemmējās, skatoties aizmugurējā skata spogulītī.
Kad es to ieraudzīju, man pat skuveklis kafijā iekrita...


Ceļu policists aptur autovadītāju - blondīni.
- Cienītā, vai tiešām jūs neredzējāt zīmi, kas norāda, ka šī ir vienvirziena iela?
- Un kā tad es, divos virzienos braucu?!
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